hopelessromantic

luminous-orb:

stardew valley be like. I subsist on a diet of raw fish and algae. I stay up until midnight cutting down trees. I hang out in abandoned mines for fun. Everyone in town still wants to marry me

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dankmemeuniversity:

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barriobymahmood:

like, personally i think this is the funniest shit i ever read on someone’s blog

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void-of-any-life:

sushinfood:

fire-is-her-water:

starfleetrambo:

starfleetrambo:

starfleetrambo:

ok but imagine a roomba that’s programmed to react positively when being scratched or petted 

#or a roomba that’s programmed to recognize their owner and drive up to them for no other reason than to be petted

roomba company, please make this happen

I have a Neato Botvac that has an optical sensor to find its way around (Roombas just bump into things and derps off in a random direction) and yesterday it did its “dee-dummm” sad noise while under the couch, stopped what it was doing, and hummed over to me and stopped beside my chair, with its error message saying, “Please dust me off so I can see.” I wiped it off and sent it on its way, and it did its “doo doo do doooo!” of happiness and finished the living room.

It’s never done that before, but I like to think that I’ve gained its trust over the past few months, and it knows it can come to me for help.

baby boomers: we don’t need robots

everyone else: we don’t deserve robots

Arvtdjryfyjdhg CUUUUUTE

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afloweroutofstone:

I wish there was a way to tell companies that I dislike an ad so much that I will actively avoid buying anything from them because of it

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